Quote of the Day - Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism; the way you play it is free will.
- Jawaharlal Nehru
Don't look at me that way, I just report 'em. I guess this guy will just have to live with a comb over. But this story was only the half of it.
There must have been something in the water recently in Germany. A Berliner got a police escort back home when she was found in a grocery store wearing only an unbuttoned denim jacket, allegedly as a consequence of losing a game of spin the bottle. The 35-year-old only received a warning since it was 4:00 a.m., and it presumably didn't cause too much of a stir.
You can fill in the blank here with your own pun for this second story. _________________. I had several, but decided that some level of discretion was required.