You think you pay a lot in taxes, but MITPC is willing to bet that even if you run a multi-national company, you aren't going to beat General Electric.
Certainly not, at least, in the length of your tax return. GE filed a 24,000+ page tax return (over eight feet high if printed out).
And yes, the IRS audits GE's tax return. That's why they haven't gotten to you yet.