Quote of the Day - Sometimes it's to your advantage for people to think you're crazy.
There are some things that just scream "arrest me."
Let me give you an example: a man, in a woman's purple bathing suit, dancing in the street in Key West, flashing and then charging tourists for taking pictures of his privates, brandishing a 12-gauge flare gun and threatening to kill "dirt bags" with it.
I can imagine the closing argument, which would come right after eliciting these facts. "I rest my case."